Are We Sure This Guy's Real Name Isn't Johnny Walker?

When I read that the guy was an intramural all-star, I just knew I had figured out the real reason JW was getting out of the Air Force.

You got to love the quote from the guy's old high school coach who said, "But he was as good as anybody for two or three minutes." Ouch.

Johnny, be sure to send me a cut of your signing bonus.

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